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Transformers 3: 100% More Robots, 50% More Dimensions

Do you remember a time when people didn’t get excited about the debut of new advertisements? no? Us neither, and that’s why the Chinese are going to win. But while we wait for the imminent arrival of our new Khan, why not kick back, relax, and watch some footage from a thing that we’re going to pay to see in a couple months?

Now available is the first official trailer for Transformers: dark of the Moon, a movie that promises to challenge everything you thought a Shia LaBeouf robot-movie could possible be. You’ll have to get used to a new dimension, new robots and even a new walking plastic surgery cautionary tale, but in spite of it all, the song remains the same. And that song, my friends, is giant robots blasting the beejezus out of one another.

1306288932 23 Transformers 3: 100% More Robots, 50% More DimensionsWhich garage rock band will LaBeouf pay tribute to this time? The Hives? The Vines? The Mooney Suzuki? we hope it’s the Mooney Suzuki.

The day you’ll be plunking down too much cash to wear stupid glasses inside a dark room is July 1, so start saving up now. You’ve had enough of our rambling, haven’t you? no no, it’s fine, we can see the boredom in your eyes. go to Apple and watch these robots wreck Chicago for a while. It’s cool, we’ll just stay here. Alone.

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